We understand that it sucks to have to stay inside, but if it makes you feel better, everyone is stuck inside. There are no parties or vacations.
We are in this together! Stay home, and video chat with your friends. Have a virtual happy hour or watch Netflix together from sperate homes. The sooner everyone stays in their homes, the sooner this will be over.
Remember when you were a child, and you got excited to get a phone call from your school saying it was a snow day. It would be nice to have the same excitement as an adult.
Unless you work as a teacher, you probably aren't getting those phone calls anymore. Even when there is snow, you have to work from home, and that is not as fun as a real snow day.
Have you ever seen someone wearing a band t-shirt and you know for a fact they have never listened to that artist? It is funny to ask them, "so what's your favorite song by them?" To which they reply that they only got the shirt cause it looked cute.
Listen, if you are going to wear a band t-shirt, at least listen to one of their popular songs, so you don't seem like a total imposter.
When you use a dating app, do not post a group picture. When you come across a group picture, you are probably hoping the person who is the most attractive is the one who owns the profile. Then you swipe to their next picture, and it isn't the attractive one.
Also, people will post only group pictures and then you never know who you are connecting with. Don't post group pictures, or you are setting yourself up for failure.
Why is it that Starbucks is notorious for spelling names incorrectly? They take a simple name like Michelle, and it somehow turns into Missle. How did that happen?
There is a theory that the employees do it on purpose as a marketing tactic. Still, names aren't that hard to spell Starbucks.
In 2017, Spotify started releasing "Spotify Wrapped" at the end of the year so users could see their listening stats. For some reason in 2019, everyone and their mother felt the need to screenshot their results and put it on their social media stories.
Sorry to break it to you, but no one cares if Kanye West was your top artist of the year. That means nothing to your followers.
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